The Atkinson's: Tips for Expectant Parents

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Tips for Expectant Parents

I came across these on a forum and I was seriously laughing outloud!!!! There are 22 of these and I just had to post them all because they are hilarious and since there are alot of you who are pregnant now I thought they were definalty worth sharing.

Tips for Expectant Parents :

5 comments:

Twylla Gibbens said...: hehehe to funny! I love the sharing with friends their faces are priceless.; June 12, 2008 at 1:56 PM
melissa said...: Whoops, I wish you would've shared some of these earlier. Heck, I am nearly 6 months along, lady! Just kidding. Those were awesome. Thanks for sharing.; June 12, 2008 at 4:40 PM
Tiana said...: That's funny!; June 13, 2008 at 4:42 PM
heather said...: so funny!; June 16, 2008 at 1:26 PM
Manda said...: you are so funny! Thanks for sharing!; June 29, 2008 at 5:56 PM

Along came the Atkinsons...

So in 1994 in the days of Ace of Base and the Tootsie roll, Sarah Kutchinsky met a boy. His name was Robert Atkinson and he was HANDSOME, funny, immature at times, considerate, nervous to be around girls, and TALL.

So the pair fell deeply in love and married and Sarah traded in HER NAME for a much easier name to say. { Can you say..BONUS}

The first to join their little family was Kimberly. A feisty, curly haired, stubborn and smiley baby. She loves to sing and is artsy and better win an Oscar someday and buy mamma a BIG house.

Onto their next bundle of joy...Lydia. Named after Sarah's grandmother, is a lover of nature, sensitive like her mom, hilarious & witty and a bit of a germaphobe {like her mom}

Next came a little much needed testosterone. His name was Kyle. He is a sensitive, jumpin bean, loves to ride his bike and can play with all the girl toys with the best of them & is ok with that kinda guy.

Onto the baby of the clan...Madelynn. Awee sweet Maddie. Hmm she's more of an independent, loves to dance to any music even if its only playing in her head, talker and has a curiosity that's infectious. In one word...the baby.

So where does this story end? Its doesn't and what a miracle and blessing it is. Even though there's some stains on mommas nice things and I might of lost a kid in the pile of laundry...I wouldn't trade it for ANYTHING!